A #Braves take on Dodgers first pitch ceremony

Forget Vin and Fernando. Liberty's promotions geniuses will have legendary Tool Race announcer Mark Owens, flanked by a pair of Tool puppets, introducing Tim Lee and his battery mate, Arby's VP of Marketing Rex Whatshisname -- with The Chop blaring in the background, naturally. Of course they'd have to involve Hank Aaron -- he'll lead... Continue Reading →

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Mike Piazza is a whiny brat

I don't know if Piazza is a cheater (probably) or gay (who cares?) -- allegations he denies in his new book. But I now know that he's an dimwitted asshole, based on this: In the book, he blames iconic Dodgers broadcaster¬†Vin Scully¬†for turning fans against him during the contract stalemate that preceded his trade to... Continue Reading →

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