Open Thread, 4.22, Hello, #Braves fans, I’m Tim Howell

Hey, guys. Tim Howell here. BRAVES FAN and OPTIMISTIC MAN!! That's me. So what say we dispense with all the negativity for a little while. I thought I'd pop over and cheer everybody up -- in the midst of this 4-11 start, which is only less than 10 percent of the season. That's nothing! Anyway,... Continue Reading →


Duane checks in from the Mouse/Open Thread Aug. 14, #Braves vs. Serpents

You might be asking yourself, "Self, where's Duane been? We ain't heard from that smart, handsome fucker in a long time." You'd be right! But here I am, in Whorelando--ha, really Orlando--of all places. I'll fill you in on how I got here in a minute. It's a not really that long of a story.... Continue Reading →

Office’s 10th Anniversary Gala Goes Awry

Remember Dave? Condescending. Ill tempered. Moussed-up ‘do that looked like Afalfa’s from The Little Rascals. (Assuming Dave used a picture of himself with his disapproving comments.) He had the gall to show up at the Office’s recent 10th anniversary gala at the Fox Theater in Midtown Atlanta. Fortunately, Duane, a frequent target of Dave’s digital... Continue Reading →

Welcome to Cobb County, Braves fans!

The Office has obtained internal documents detailing blockbuster promotional plans for inaugurating SunTrust Park on the outskirts of Smyrna. We used the Freedom of Made-up Information Act to get our hands on this gold. A few highlights: Fergit Hell Night! In the shadow of Kennesaw Mountain, Confederate reenactors and belles in hoop skirts will cavort... Continue Reading →

@BlackLarryKing’s Spring Training Things

For more inane musings, follow @BlackLarryKing on Twitter If time begins on Opening Day, where does it spend the offseason? They should tell you this stuff! … He may have been nicknamed “The Cobra,” but the great  Dave Parker tells me he’s deathly afraid of snakes … If there’s a better broadcaster than John Sterling,... Continue Reading →

J.D. Drew’s Diary returns (retirement edition)

In honor of Adam Wainwright's latest gem ... a new dispatch from Hahira: Sorry it's been so long since my last column. That bruised knuckle took two years to heal, though it still ain't right, especially when it's cold outside. And winter's coming. But at least the 'Noles are winning. Stephen's real worried about missing... Continue Reading →

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