Open Thread, July 10, #Braves vs. Paris Hiltons

Braves aren’t hitting for shit. Everyone knows that. The local organ scribe tweets that the team has turned into a bunch of Rafael Belliards: one homer in 344 at-bats over 10 games.


Time to change that, starting tonight. Win nine, lose four. Sure would suck to go into the break reeling from losses against the Mets and Cubs. No lineup posted as of 3:11. Maybe Fredi will spring a surprise! Not a whole lot he can do. Players just need to HIT THE DAMN BALL.

Lineup: BUpton 8, Simmons 6, Freeman 3, 7, Heyward 9 La Stella 4, Bethancourt 2, Pena 5, Harang 1

* The ridiculous human who is Paris Hilton was born in NYC.

One Comment Add yours

  1. Jack Straw says:

    A win is a win, but if Harang can’t get a bunt down at his age he should be a little ashamed.

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