Could Scott Thorman be far behind?

Everyone’s favorite .211-hitting, PED-using centerfielder is coming back! Yep, the Braves, for some reason, have picked up Jordan Schafer off waivers from Houston. I’m going to assume this is one of those what-the-hell-nothing-to-lose moves. If this is any indication of how we’re going to replace Bourn, we shudder. It can’t be. Then again, we replaced…

R.I.P. Pascual Perez

Pascual was apparently killed for his pension check in his native Dominican Republic. I’m working on an appreciation for the local organ and will link when complete.