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Hathos in spades

May 26, 2014 // 2 Comments

An excerpt from today’s game story by the great Charles Odum, who covers the Braves for the AP: The roar following Ortiz’s homer startled A.J. Pierzynski, who was waiting on deck. “When David hit that homer, that was probably the loudest cheer as a visitor I’ve ever heard, [...]

The best thing you’ll read all day

October 31, 2013 // 5 Comments

Last night, for the first time in 95 years, the Boston Red Sox won the World Series at home in Fenway Park. Fuck the city of Boston, in general. Boston is not a good city. Fuck the Boston Red Sox. Fuck your dirty beards. Fuck your scrappy-band-of-sailors persona. Fuck your iconic little ballpark. [...]

Anyone surprised Kenny Chesney loves the Sox?

October 24, 2013 // 4 Comments

While the Red Sox were taking batting practice on Wednesday, country superstar Kenny Chesney was spotted on the warning track wearing a “Boston Strong” baseball hat. A Red Sox fan since he was a kid growing up in Tennessee, he’s been here plenty of times in the past. They deserve each [...]

My hatred of the Red Sox grows by the minute

October 12, 2013 // 9 Comments

First there was the Fox pre-game show, a valentine to the Red Sox. Oh, look at those beards — they’re so kooky! And original, too! But the loathing grew exponentially when the Sox fans started chanting “ster-oid” at Peralta. The same fans who celebrated two world [...]

Best lede of the year

February 11, 2013 // 0 Comments

From a Wall Street Journal book review written by Sam Sacks: One of the novelist’s vital, if unenviable, duties is to inhabit the perspectives of society’s most detested members — drug addicts, dictators, Red Sox fans [...]

One more reason to hate the Red Sox

January 16, 2013 // 2 Comments

The owners of the Boston Red Sox were preoccupied with sagging TV ratings and hired marketing consultants who urged the team to place a greater emphasis on “good-looking stars” and “sex symbols,” according to an excerpt from a book co-authored by former Red Sox manager [...]

So how’s that Bobby V experiment going?

April 16, 2012 // 0 Comments

This made my Monday. Dustin Pedroia on Bobby Valentine’s criticism of Kevin Youkilis: “That’s not how we go about our stuff here” This makes me sort of like Pedroia: Was Valentine trying to prod Youkilis? Pedroia: Maybe that works in Japan — Gordon Edes (@GordonEdes) [...]

The curse of Curb

September 27, 2011 // 4 Comments

The Red Sox, whose ACE Josh Beckett LOST to BALTIMORE last night, putting them into a TIE with Tampa, have a new curse. Ever since Bill Buckner made a guest appearance on “Curb Your Enthusiasm,” the Boston Red Sox have been prettay, prettay, prettay … bad. The question now: Did he curse the [...]

One more reason to loathe the BoSox

September 26, 2011 // 2 Comments

John Lackey sort of looks like John Rocker. Apparently he’s just as big of a douchebag. Lackey, who was the starting pitcher in the second game of yesterday’s doubleheader in New York, expressed anger at his postgame news conference over a text message he received inquiring about a [...]

That other Wild Card race

September 19, 2011 // 9 Comments

A Braves collapse would be epic but not historic. The Red Sox are at risk being the first team ever to miss the playoffs by blowing a nine-game lead in September. Their lead is only two over Tampa, though the remaining schedule favors the Sox, who play 7 out of 10 against Baltimore. The Rays, [...]

A tale of two 1B on HBO

September 4, 2011 // 1 Comment

Fantastic extended cameo by the lifetime .289 hitter on “Curb Your Enthusiasm” tonight, including some well-deserved digs at Red Sox fans. Lonnie Smith should be grateful he wasn’t playing for Boston in the ’91 World Series. Of course, Lonnie might’ve plotted to shoot [...]

Not all Boston fans suck

April 25, 2011 // 1 Comment

Meet the Boston Braves Boosters — a dying breed who deserves your respect. The only organized Boston baseball fans who actively despise the Red Sox, the BBB attend every Braves-Sox game to loudly cheer on the National Leaguers, and “really give it to the local nine and their [...]

GQ skewers BoSox, Philly fans

March 18, 2011 // 6 Comments

Red Sox fans came in 6th in the magazine’s rankings of the nation’s worst sports fans. Insufferable Hypocrites. Winning the 2004 World Series was the worst thing to ever happen to Red Sox fans. Having been beaten into a state of lovable-loserdom by generations of championship futility, [...]

Open thread, 7.25, Braves vs. Andre Dawsons

July 25, 2010 // 15 Comments

A nod to the newest Hall of Famer, well deserving despite the opinions of stat geeks like ESPN’s Matt Meyers, who writes, “The HOF voters may be on Andre Dawson‘s side, but the numbers aren’t.” As an aside, don’t ever doubt CD’s loathing of the Red Sox. [...]
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