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Duane is in crisis

October 10, 2013 // 17 Comments

Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Where in the hell do I start? OK. The Braves took a jackhammer to my heart and soul again. And I’m so confused and hurt and angry. I’m [...]

Duane checks in

February 24, 2013 // 7 Comments

Fingers crossed! I see where Mr. Frank Spin, um I mean Wren, is telling Mark Bradford from the local outlet that everything is just fine. Might be the best team he’s [...]

Big win today

March 5, 2012 // 4 Comments

Yeah, I know. I can hear all y’all smart fellas now. “Come on, now, Duane, it’s just spring training. They ain’t even really trying to win. The [...]

Future Braves promotions

June 24, 2011 // 16 Comments

1. Bill Campbell/Munson Steed Olympic Street Vending Night. Remember during the 1996 Games, when our disgraced former mayor gave his pal a sweetheart deal to turn downtown [...]

Duane did a bad thing

February 26, 2010 // 5 Comments

I need that money, Braves! Man, I done a bad thing. Real bad. Now I feel real bad about it. Maybe feeling bad will make me feel better. Now I ain’t making no sense, but [...]

Hampton lashes out

May 2, 2009 // 3 Comments

My titty hurts In an Office exclusive, Mike Hampton said he was “saddened and confused” by the reaction he received from Braves fans Friday night at Turner Field. [...]
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