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Duane is in crisis

Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Where in the hell do I start? OK. The Braves took a jackhammer to my heart and soul again. And I’m so confused and hurt and angry. I’m [...]

October 10, 2013 // 17 Comments

Duane checks in

Fingers crossed! I see where Mr. Frank Spin, um I mean Wren, is telling Mark Bradford from the local outlet that everything is just fine. Might be the best team he’s [...]

February 24, 2013 // 7 Comments

Big win today

Yeah, I know. I can hear all y’all smart fellas now. “Come on, now, Duane, it’s just spring training. They ain’t even really trying to win. The [...]

March 5, 2012 // 4 Comments

Future Braves promotions

1. Bill Campbell/Munson Steed Olympic Street Vending Night. Remember during the 1996 Games, when our disgraced former mayor gave his pal a sweetheart deal to turn downtown [...]

June 24, 2011 // 16 Comments

Duane did a bad thing

I need that money, Braves! Man, I done a bad thing. Real bad. Now I feel real bad about it. Maybe feeling bad will make me feel better. Now I ain’t making no sense, but [...]

February 26, 2010 // 5 Comments

Hampton lashes out

My titty hurts In an Office exclusive, Mike Hampton said he was “saddened and confused” by the reaction he received from Braves fans Friday night at Turner Field. [...]

May 2, 2009 // 3 Comments

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