Little bears

Dedicated to the Cubs

August 22, 2010 // 1 Comment

Sweet Lou’s parting gift? Perhaps the two worst innings of baseball I’ve ever witnessed. I kept expecting to see Chopper Campbell or Rod Gilbreath on the [...]

Enter the Pale Hose

June 21, 2010 // 9 Comments

I’ve always had a soft spot for the Sox, in spite of their owner, Jerry “94 Strike” Reinsdorf. On the plus side: A.) They’re not the Cubs; B.) Had a [...]

Movie Hell

April 6, 2010 // 6 Comments

Jim Belushi, as a Cubs fan, in an early 90s “comedy” named after a Bachman-Turner Overdrive song. I believe this was the reason Charles Grodin quit show business. [...]

Mocking Cubs fans

April 6, 2010 // 0 Comments

I was obnoxious yesterday, I admit, but Cubs fans must be silenced and the wave, stopped. It’s my backyard, not theirs. Notice how Jay Hey shuts up the ass clown [...]

Live from The Ted

April 5, 2010 // 1 Comment

I just got back from Turner Field, interviewing early arrivals for the local organ. One piece of advice: wear shorts. It feels like mid-June out there. And don’t worry [...]

What was and will be

January 1, 2010 // 4 Comments

Random observations about the year that was and thoughts on 2010: Play of the year: Former Brave DeWayne Wise preserves Mark Buehrle’s perfect game. Best experience at [...]


June 22, 2009 // 8 Comments

A good chant to drown out those obnoxious Cubs fans. Hey Braves management, why not help us out with some music (the chop, something, anything …) next time the opposing [...]

Onion du jour

December 11, 2008 // 0 Comments

American Voices Tribune Media Files For Bankruptcy “I guess their strategy of benching Ronny Cedeno so he could write all the news didn’t pan [...]

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