Bullshit artist at work

“Derek Lowe in the bullpen is a Lamborghini because he can do it all. He can pitch long, he can pitch in the seventh, eighth or ninth. This man is a Renaissance man.

Scott Boras

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5 Comments on Bullshit artist at work

  1. Does he think that whoever he is selling this to has never seen Derek Lowe pitch? If I were to compare him to a sports car, my choice would be a Fiero. Sure, he’ll do okay for a while but when you least expect it the transmission will fall out or something…

  2. rankin' rob // August 20, 2012 at 1:51 pm //

    He dipped and swerved more when he was a Porsche Panamera.
    I wish Boras were my agent.

  3. pepefreeus // August 20, 2012 at 5:14 pm //

    I think even Derek is probably privately embarrassed by that.

  4. Boras must be a ghostwriter over at CAC. (Sorry, couldn’t resist.)

  5. Why in the hell does Fredi use Hinske as a pinch hitter over Francisco? Dumb ass.

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