Tampa has a $39 million payroll and a roster full of exciting, homegrown players. Once again they’re slaying the dragons in the AL East, but their 12 fans could give a shit. Tonight’s attendance, with the Yankees in town, no less: 18,722.
Okay, so your stadium sucks, and it’s poorly located. Whatever. You are the most pathetic fans I’ve ever seen. The worst. Bar none. Ownership should be allowed to move the team whenever and wherever they feel. They’d be better off in Fargo than in your central Florida wasteland.