You won’t have me to kick around anymore

Hey, y’alls. It’s Hal. Why no exclamation sensation at the end of that sentence?

Have a nice life

 Well, I have some sad news. For me, anyhow. Be that as it may — I loves that expression:) — I’m going to stay positive! Like I always do:)

But might as well get to it, here, and get this over with. I may not be that Jeopardy computer or a major brainiac or something, but you don’t have to beat me over my bald head!! I got a sense from my first — and I’m announcing right now, my last — post that some of you guys do not really cotton to my take on things.;( Which is too bad, but that’s OK!! Go Braves, anyway, and I hope you guys have a great fun spring and summer. Maybe I’ll see some of y’all out at the Ted! I’ll be the smiling guy with the tuxedo bib on:)) LOL! 

By the way, I think on Opening Night I might get to hang out with Jeff Dawler — you know, the guy who does those entertaining between-innings games with fans (fingers crossed.) He has Chaaaarisma like it’s Charistmas!! I think they replaced him last year,but I heard Jeff will be back in 2011!!:)) SMILES WAY UP! I’ve been emailing him at the radio station. No word back yet, but a boy can dream!!

So any ole ways, Dave, Rankin Rob, Sharon — nice to see a lady baseball fan up in here — and the rest of y’all, I am sorry you all don’t like me. Sniffle. Frownie frown.:(((  (JKY — just kidding y’all.) About the sniff. I mean, I am a little sad. I won’t lie. I really thought this would be a great outlet for me, a way to meet some people and maybe enjoy a game or two with some new friends. But that’s not going to happen, it looks like. And that’s OK, as my IDOL — hells yeah!! — Stewart Smalley said. I’m good enough and at least some people, including me myself and I, like me.

GBWTWS!! Peace out, peepses!!

Who am I kidding?!? I hate every last one of you mean buttfaces, and I hope you all have a rotten weekend. I don’t want you to die, or anything like that. I hope your cable goes out and you don’t get to watch Kathy Griffin. Hah!

Hal Phellis, out.

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8 Comments on You won’t have me to kick around anymore

  1. Is that Hal I saw threatening to jump off an overpass on the Downtown Connector during rush hour?

  2. I hope Duane FFS kicks Hal’s ass out of sympathy.

  3. Toodles!!

  4. clete boyer fan // March 12, 2011 at 6:41 pm //

    Hal, here’s your hat. What’s your hurry?

  5. Mark Owens is the between innings host again this year. Not Jeff Dauler.

  6. rankin' rob // March 13, 2011 at 8:39 am //

    Huddie, I think he was describing his fantasy night at the ballpark.

  7. Poppycock.

    Blog because you must, Blog because if you didn’t blog it would well up and destroy you from the inside. Don’t even look at the comments. Just blog, like a magnificent eagle, um, blogging past a golden sunset.

  8. Jack Straw // March 14, 2011 at 10:26 am //

    Well, even Faulkner wrote some clunkers. “Requiem for a Nun” sucks. Try again.

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