Enter the Pale Hose
I’ve always had a soft spot for the Sox, in spite of their owner, Jerry “94 Strike” Reinsdorf. On the plus side:
A.) They’re not the Cubs; B.) Had a helluva good time watching a game at old Commiskey; C.) I enjoy Ozzie Guillen; D.) One of their players, Dick Allen, appeared on my favorite SI cover; E.) They’re not the Cubs.
“But one thing about Wrigley Field, I puke every time I go there,” Guillen said.