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Do steroids make you white?

11/10/2009 at 5:47 pm | In PED's | 9 Comments

sosa A friend blames Sosa’s pallid appearance on laser skin rejuvenation.

That picture on the right creeps the shit out of me. Also, do steroids make you forget how to speak English at Congressional hearings?

Comment by call_me_chipper — 11/10/2009 #
Hahaha! Just awful. Looks like a zoot-suiter.

Comment by Jack Straw — 11/10/2009 #
Was that picture taken on Halloween? Damn I hope so.

Comment by Rob — 11/10/2009 #
Damn. Sammy looks like he’s auditioning for “White Chicks: Part 2″.

Hey, if he wants to be white, ya’ll can have the steroided bum.

Comment by clete boyer fan — 11/10/2009 #
Looks like that guy from Taco in the “Puttin’ On The Ritz” video.

Comment by rankin' rob — 11/11/2009 #
Is that Jimmy Kimmel?

Comment by Rob — 11/11/2009 #
trick or treat…

Comment by wuky — 11/12/2009 #
So apparently the Tigers are going to listen to offers for Curtis Granderson. He’s a pretty good defensive outfielder with a little bit of pop as well (30 HRs, 71 RBOs last season), and is only owed $5.5 million next season. However, if the Tigers are looking purely to dump salary I’m not sure what we could offer to get him. Anybody else interested?

Comment by Caz — 11/12/2009 #
Of course we’re interested. Grandy would be a great addition – intelligent, reliable, good hitter and fast as hell. Heck, if 70% of the world is covered by water, the rest is covered by Curtis Granderson. Of course, none of my friends would ever speak to me again, but I can live with that.

Comment by BravesFanInTigersLand — 11/12/2009 #

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