Why not Edmonds?

05/31/2009 at 8:26 pm | In The outfield, free agents | 5 Comments

Resolved: The Braves need help in the OF.
Resolved: We don’t want to give away substantial prospects for short-term fixes.

Why not, then, sign FA Jim Edmonds? Yes, he’s about to turn 39, but he was plenty productive last season. In 85 games with the Cubs, Edmonds clubbed 19 homers and drove in 49 runs. That’s a .937 OPS, which would lead the 2009 Braves.

A repeat of those numbers is unlikely, but could he be any worse than Schafer or the future RF for the PawSox?

–CB

Don’t get too excited

05/31/2009 at 5:55 pm | In Chipper | 4 Comments

His prodigious Sunday aside, Chipper says the DL is still a possibility as he nurses his sore toe.

Chipper said if it doesn’t get any better soon, he might “have to get off of it.” In other words, DL. But for now, he and the Braves hope that can be avoided.

Another trendy traitor

05/31/2009 at 4:08 pm | In Frenchy, Red Sux | 12 Comments
Keep running 'til you get to Boston, traitor!

Keep running 'til you get to Boston, traitor!

Jeff Francoeur is now officially my least-favorite Atlanta Brave — not so much for his ineptitude at the plate, but this:

One thing that makes sense about Boston scouting the struggling Francoeur is that he’s a big Red Sox fan (he used to carry a Red Sox Mastercard until his Braves teammates made him get rid of it).

The Lilburn Flash in the Pan was born and raised in the Atlanta ‘burbs. The Braves started their incredible streak of division titles when he was 7. And yet he’s a Red Sox fan.

I’m glad his fellow Braves made him get rid of that ridiculous Sox Mastercard. Now it’s time to get rid of him.

As I wrote earlier this month in the local organ, there’s no excuse for Atlantans rooting for out-of-town teams. That goes double for Frenchy.

To quote Ralph from Ben Hill, “Get out of town, sucka!”

–CB

Poll du jour

05/30/2009 at 6:29 pm | In ex-Braves | 4 Comments

Saw that one coming

05/30/2009 at 6:26 pm | In 2009 | 14 Comments

Who didn’t? Jeff Bennett doesn’t belong on a major league roster. Neither do Buddy Carlyle, Greg Norton and Jordan Schafer (not yet, anyway). Or, for that matter, Jeff Francoeur, whose last AB was as predictable as a fat pitch from today’s losing hurler.

–CB

*After the loss, I switched back to the MLB Network for the end of that Astros-Phillies classic. On the mound in the 9th of Game 5: Frank LaCorte for the ‘Stros, Dick Ruthven for the Phils.

I really should be outside

05/30/2009 at 1:22 pm | In nostalgia | 3 Comments
Yet another Eddie Robinson blunder

Yet another Eddie Robinson blunder

It’s a beautiful sunny day — we haven’t had many of those lately in the ATL. But I’m having a hard time pulling myself away from Game 3 of the 1980 NLCS, one of the best playoff series’ ever (now airing on the MLB Network).

Four of the five games went to extra innings, including this one, which featured 10 shutout frames by Joe Niekro. Houston acquired Knucksie’s brother from the Braves for $35,000. He went on to record 163 wins.

Added bonus: Howard’s calling the game, along with Keith Jackson and the Double D. Game 5’s on next. I’m staying in.

–CB

The spirit of Rick Dempsey lives

05/30/2009 at 1:05 pm | In Etc., The Ted | 1 Comment

This is how to spend a rain delay. You’ll hear “Apache” at the 2:34 mark, another reminder that the whiz who chooses the music at the Ted needs to go. The Sugarhill Gang classic should be the team’s unofficial song — no question. Instead, we get to hear that godforsaken John Denver tune 81 times a year.
–CB

DOUCHEBAG!!

05/29/2009 at 4:06 pm | In Borasbot | 7 Comments

Thanks to J. Graham for this one. Teshowmethemoney declares Girardi the best manager he’s played for, “by far.”

Gilbert Gottfried would be more fun to hang out with than this AL East first baseman who makes about $500K/week, including the offseason. DOUCHE!

Gilbert Gottfried would be more fun to hang out with than this AL East first baseman who makes about $500K/week, including the offseason. DOUCHE! Is he golfing with Bobby Petrino?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Out of all the managers I have had, he is the best I have had by far,” Teixeira said.

Reminded he played for future Hall of Famer Bobby Cox in Atlanta and World Series champion Mike Scioscia in Los Angeles, Teixeira said, “[Girardi] is No. 1.”

DOUCHE! I’m definitely buying a ticket for that Yankees series, to boo this reprehensible dickweed, if nothing else.

–CD

June could tell tale

05/29/2009 at 3:53 pm | In 2009, G.A., NL East | 4 Comments

As the Braves stagger into the weekend, torpid again after a sterling end to the homestand, we have one thing to look forward to: It probably won’t be long before we know for sure which way this season is going.

And it might well not be headed in a good direction. For a June swoon looks likely, as the coming month’s slate of games is daunting indeed. Of the 27 tilts, 19 are against teams that are .500 or better. We face the losing Pirates four times and the sub-.500 Orioles thrice, but so far the home team has shown little inclination to punish such patsies.

No relation to the post. Just funny.

No relation to the post. Just funny.

Other than that, there are six games vs. the loathsome Red Sux, three vs. the only slightly less loathsome Yanks, and series against the Cubs, Brewers, Reds and a series opener with the Phils the last day of the month.

Let’s be wildly optimistic and say the Bravos win 2 of the next 3 against the Snakes. That’ll put us at 25-25 entering June. If we go 11-16 or thereabouts in June, that’d probably put us, eh, 7-10 games out just before the All Star break.

That means we could be sellers, not buyers, come the non-waiver trade deadline. But whom would we deal? Frency would bring little in return. Perhaps Kawakami gets hot. Then again, I don’t know if there’s some provision in his contract preventing a trade in his first season. Vazquez? Could happen. He’s a free agent after 2010 and could certainly help a contender. If we’re 9 or 10 games out, and you get a nice batch of prospects, it’d be worth considering. Gonzo and BMF might be possibilities.

I think that’s about it, unless someone decides they need a singles-hitting, immobile left fielder. Even if they do, no one will give up much for GA. 

I’m not running up the bandera blanca just yet. (I had to look that up. Spanish for white flag, of course.) I’m just steeling myself to run up the bandera blanca in a month or so. Prepare for the worst, hope for the best, you know.

–CD

Captains Mediocre

05/28/2009 at 2:55 pm | In 2009, Frenchy, NL East | 5 Comments

Keith Lockhart, affectionately dubbed the above by CB, has nothing to do with this post nor, of course, this year’s Bravos. But the team is, as it is today, a .500 club, average, mediocre, drab, win-some-lose-some. And it’s that good only because our top 3 starting pitchers keep us in it pretty much every time out.

Our hinge is broken

Our hinge is broken

Remember how we all figured the offense hinged, in large part, on a Francoeur rebound? We were right. It ain’t happening, and this offense ain’t happening. No surprise when you scan the NL East rosters. Outside of our rotation, which is the division’s best, we have only one regular who is clearly among the East’s top 3 at his position, and that’s McCann.

He’s easily the best hitting catcher in the division, though certainly not the best defensively. Go to the outfield: Frenchy is the worst right fielder. Werth is easily the best. The rest are spare parts — Cody Ross, Church, Kearns — but they’re all better than Francoeur right now. Maybe he’s even with Kearns, but that’s faint priase.

In center, you have Beltran and Victorino, then a bag of crap, basically. Schafer is doing his part afield, to be sure, but overall you have to rank him fourth or fifth among the five. I’d definitely take him, at his age, over Willie Harris, and Whiffer and Maybin are on a similar track. In left, Anderson’s the worst in the division. Ibanez is easily No. 1, followed by Dunn, Hermida and Murphy.

Our infield is obviously much better. Yesco is a fine player, but he’s the fourth best shortstop in the NL East, unless Rollins hits .220 all year. Even Chipper you’d have to rank behind Wright and Zimmerman at this stage. At seocnd, Kelly’s 3rd behind Utley, the runaway No. 1, and Uggla. At the other corner, Kotchman is a decent player but you’d have to put him behind Howard, Delgado, Cantu and, I guess, Nick Johnson, who’s hitting .337.

So there you go. Can we upgrade this group? Yeah. But I don’t go out and trade, say, Hanson and Heyward, for a Berkman or Matt Holliday. I don’t trade those two for anybody. I’d think about moving second-tier prospects for someone like Dye. But one big bat for a season or two ain’t worth sacrificing multiple elite prospects. We’ve been that route.

–CD

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